1. |
VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER
02:11
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RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU
WANT TO DIE TONIGHT
I'LL KILL YOU
HERE I COME
I'M GONNA KILL YOU
END UP ON MY SHITLIST
VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER
VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER
WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU ALL TONIGHT
WITH OUR HEAVY METAL
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
YOU BOUGHT THE TICKET
YOU PAID THE PRICE
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
MUAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHA
WE PULLED THE HAMMER
WE'RE GUNNING YOU ALL DOWN
OOOH YOU LIKE THAT?
THAT BASS FILL?
YEAHHH
VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER
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GENITAL GIANT
03:19
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MUAHAHAHAHA
ALL RIGHT
MY DONG
MY DONG IS LONG
BUT I'M A NICE GUY
I SWEAR
I'M A GENITAL GIANT
A GENTLE GIANT
FUCK YOU STEVE
I'M A GENITAL GIANT
AND YOU'RE NOT!
SHRED THAT SHIT NATE!
GENITAL GIANT
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ONCE IT'S GONE DON'T RESPOND
LET'S SET IT OUT TO THE CURB TONIGHT
DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL
CURB ALERT (THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER)
YOU CAN HACK THIS BODY UP YOURSELF
TAKE IT AWAY FOR FREE
TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME
YEAHHH!
CURB ALERT
CURB ALERT
THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER
THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER
GOING UP MY SHITLIST
MUAHAHAHAHA
CRAIGSLIST KILLER
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MISTLETOE MERKIN
00:38
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
GIVE ME A KISS DOWNSTAIRS
UNDER MY MISTLETOE MERKIN
MY FESTIVE PUBIC WIG
MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY SHITMAS
MISTLETOE MERKIN
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SPRAYING BLOOD
ALL OVER THE PLACE
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
BLOODY MARY'S BLOODY MARY'S
BLOODY MARY'S
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
VAGINAL DISCHARGE
MUAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL
BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
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BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
01:20
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I THINK YOU WENT A LITTLE TO HARD BUDDY
NOW YOU'VE GOT A BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
SMELLY BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
IT'S BLOODSHOT
YOUR FUCKING BUTT HOLE SHIT
YOUR FUCKING BROWN EYE
YOUR BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
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7. |
I HATE WET SOCKS
01:10
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I HATE WET SOCKS
I HATE WET SOCKS
I HATE GETTING WATER ON MY FUCKING SOCKS
WHEN I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER
AND I STEPPED IN A PUDDLE IN THE KITCHEN
AND IT'S PISS AND DRIED OUT BLOOD
UGGH!
NOW I GOTTA CHANGE MY FUCKING SOCKS!
GODAMMIT I FUCKING HATE WET SOCKS!
I HATE WET SOCKS
TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL?
WELL I FUCKING, I FUCKING HATE WET SOCKS
THAT'S HOW I FUCKING FEEL
AND I'M TELLING YOU THATS HOW I FUCKING FEEL
I FUCKING HATE WET SOCKS!
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DIC FILA
00:48
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I'M TIRED OF EATING THAT
I'M TIRED OF EATING THIS
I'M TIRED OF POOPING SHIT
TIRED OF FUCKING TITS?
I'M TIRED OF FUCKING EATING
ANY OF YOUR FOOD
WHAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT
FOR ME TO EAT TODAY?
I DON'T WANT TO EAT CHIC FILA
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU I WANT DIC FILA
DIC FILA
YOU'RE DICK
I'M NOT NECESSARILY
GOING TO EAT YOUR DICK
BUT I'M GOING TO BE
DRUNK AND @#$%^&*&^???
I'M GOING TO BE A CANNIBAL
AND EAT DIC FILA
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I WANT TO WEAR SOMETHING SMOOTH
LIKE PANTIES
BUT I'M A MAN
I'M GONNA WEAR MANTIES
I NEED A PAIR OF MANTIES
MANTIES
PANTIES FOR MEN
MANTIES
MANTIES
MANTIES
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YOU POP OFF THE TOP TO YOUR COCK
NOW IT'S GUSHING BLOOD
GUSHING JIZZZZ!
BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA
BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA
BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA
BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA
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OOOOHHHH KAY
THIS SONG IS CALLED
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
UHH HEY WHERE IS YOUR TITS?
I DON'T SEE ANY TITS
I'M GETTING REALLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
THOSE ARE FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES
THERE'S NOTHING FLOPPY ABOUT OUT THERE
I NEED SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND
TO SLAP MY COCK AROUND
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD
I CAN'T GET HARD AT ALL
NOT WITH THOSE LITTLE TITS
ALRIGHT TURNOVER AROUND
I GOT TO GET THIS FINISHED
IF YOU DON'T HAVE NO TITS
YOU BETTER HAVE SOME BOOTY!
FUCK
MOSQUITO BITES
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12. |
DICKSKUSTING
02:29
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EWWW PUT THAT FUCKING
AWAY THAT'S DICKSKUSTING
REALLY DICKSKUSTING
AND THAT'S GROSS
IT LOOKS GROSS
IT SMELLS GROSS
IT FEELS GROSS
IT TASTES GRO... I MEAN
UHH AHHH DICKSGUSTING
FUCK YOU MAN
TELL ME TO COME IN YOUR
VAN AGAIN YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY CANDY AT ALL!
YOU'LL NEVER TRICK
ME AGAIN CHOMO
CHOMOSEXUAL
THAT WAS DICKSKUSTING
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
DRY SEMEN ON MY CHIN
OR FUCKING PENIS DANDRUFF
EITHER WAY IT'S DICKSKUSTING
DICKSKUSTING
DICKSKUSTING
DICKSKUSTING
YOU'RE GONNA BE ON MY SHITLIST
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13. |
TEARJERKER
02:59
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I GOT A REAL SAD STORY TO TELL
BUT IT'S ALSO QUITE INTRIGUING
IT'S A REAL TEARJERKER
SO YOU SEE THIS ONE TIME
A LONG TIME AGO
THERE'S A REALLY SAD STORY
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED
AT A CONCERT THAT NOW
YOU MISSED IT SO ???
OH YEAH
STARTED SPITTING AND CRYING
ALL THE TEARS YOU STARTED
USING LIKE LUBRICANT
AND START JACKING OFF MAN
IT'S A REAL TEARJERKER
GET IT RIGHT? IT'S A TEARJERKER
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE DIRTY TISSUES
BY YOUR BEDSIDE?
I WAS CRYING MY EYES OUT ALONE LAST
NO YOU WEREN'T
BULLSHIT YOU AIN'T FUCKING NOTHING
I KNOW YOU WERE FUCKING JACKING OFF
YEAH I FUCKING PUT IT AWAY
SO THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO
IT'S JUST A REAL TEARJERKER ISN'T IT?
DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH
INSIDE YOUR HEAD
DID YOU CUM
DID YOU JUST CUM
DID YOU JUST CUM UP WITH THAT
OFF OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
WHICH HEAD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GODAMMIT YOU GOT ME OFF TRACK!
YEAH THIS SONG IS A SAD
BALLAD ABOUT A TEARJERKER
GALLON OF JIZZ THAT'S THE NEXT SONG
GODAMMIT
TEARJERKER
THIS IS THE WAY TO MUCH
MUSIC I'M NOT AMUSED
COME ON GUYS STOP
STOP PLAYING YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF
STOP IT
STOP!!!
YOU'RE ALL ON MY SHITLIST
I FUCKING QUIT!
MUAHAHAHAHA IS DEAD
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD
WHAT SONG ARE WE ON?
OH YEAH, TEARJERKER
IT'S A SAD STORY DO YOU LIKE IT GUYS?
A TEARJERKER
ALRIGHT
I'D LIKE TO THANK THE BAND
IT GO'S
THIS GUY ON THIS THING AND
THIS GUY ON THAT THING
THIS OTHER GUY ON THIS OTHER THING
AND
THIS GUY HERE YALL
HE'S SOMETHING I SWEAR
TEARJERKER
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A GALLON OF JIZZ
02:14
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I THINK IT WAS AN OUNCE
I THINK IT WAS A QUART
I SWEAR I CAME LIKE
A QUART THAT TIME
OH YEAH
WELL I CAME MORE THAN YOU
NO YOU DIDN'T BULLSHIT FUCK YOU
OH YEAH I DID I CAN PROVE IT TOO
COME ON JUST GIVE ME A HAND
GIVE ME A HAND
'TIL MILK COMES OUT
AHH I JUST OPENED UP THIS
CONTAINER AND IT'S FILLED UP
OH NO ITS NOT
IT'S NOT MILK IN THERE
IT'S A GALLON OF JIZZ
A WHOLE GALLON OF JIZZ
TAKE A BATH
TAKE A BATH IN MY JIZZ
IT'S GOOD FOR THE POURS
LET IT SEEP IN
I GOT SOME CUCUMBERS
FOR YOUR EYES
I GOT SOME CUM FOR YOUR EYES
I GOT SOME
INSIDE THIS BOTTLE ITS LIKE 2%
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID
(LAUGHS) NO IT'S NOT
NO IT'S NOT
IT'S A GALLON OF JIZZ
A WHOLE GALLON OF JIZZ
JIZZ FOR YOU
A GALLON OF JIZZ
A GALLON OF JIZZ
A GALLON OF JIZZ
A GALLON OF JIZZ
JIZZ
JIZZ
JIZZ
JIZZ
IT'S PASTEURIZED
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THIS ONE'S CALLED
DISNEYLAND DOMESTIC DISPUTE
THAT'S JUST WHAT IT'S CALLED
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE FOR IT
IT'S JUST CALLED THAT
I THINK THE TITLE SAYS ENOUGH
AND IT'S FUNNY
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE
GOD DAMN SITUATION
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY WHEN THERE'S
A DOMESTIC DISPUTE AT DISNEYLAND
YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE WITH YOUR
FAMILY ON VACATION,
BUT OH NO WATCH OUT
IT'S NOT SAFE THERE EITHER
EVERYTHING'S FUCKED
EVERYBODY SUCKS
YOUR FAMILY SUCKS FUCK YOU
GOODBYE
DISNEYLAND DOMESTIC DISPUTE
I'M GONNA LET THE BAND PLAY
I DUNNO FUCK YOU
I'M DONE TALKING GOODBYE
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16. |
UNHOLY HOLES
01:05
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FILL YOUR UNHOLY HOLES
FILL YOUR UNHOLY HOLES
SODOMY, SODOMY
SODOMY, SODOMY
UNHOLY HOLES
UNHOLY HOLE
JELLY ROLLS
UNHOLY HOLES
MUAHAHAHAHA
UNHOLY HOLES
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17. |
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
01:21
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CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
THERE'S NO SANDWICHES
AND THERE'S NO BREAD
AND THERE'S NO CHEESE
AND THERE'S NO GARNISHES
IT'S JUST A CUMSPLATTER
PLATTER FOR YOU
THE CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMING NEAR YOU
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK WITH THAT?
WOULD YOU LIKE A GALLON OF JIZZ?
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
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18. |
DUMPSTER DINING
01:13
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I KNOW YOU LIKE DINING
ON BOOTYHOLE PARTS
I KNOW YOU LIKE EATING
POOPS AND FARTS
I KNOW YOU LIKE
TOSSING THE SALAD
I KNOW YOU LIKE BOOTY HOLE
DOODOO PLATTER
DUMPSTER DINING
DUMPSTER DINING
DINING AT THE BUTTHOLE
EATING ASS
DUMPSTER DINING
DUMPSTER DINING
IT'S LIKE DUMPSTER DIVING,
BUT IT'S ABOUT DINING
IT'S ABOUT DINING ON BUTTHOLES
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19. |
HELMET CRUNCHER
01:39
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(MAKING FUN OF AC/DC SONG
SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG)
BORN TO THICK FOR THIS DICK
HELMET CRUNCHER
BORN TO THICK FOR THIS DICK
HELMET CRUNCHER
HELMET CRUNCHER
HELMET CRUSHER
HELMET SMASHER
HELMET BASHER
HELMET CRUNCHER
YOU'RE SMASHING MY HELMET
YOU'RE CRUSHING MY HEAD
YOU'RE LEAVING IT ALL
ALL FOR DEAD
WHEN YOU SMASH IT HOPING
ALL THE BLOOD DOESN'T
COME OUT THIS TIME
CAUSE YOU SMASHED IT REALLY
REALLY HARD AND
CUM AND BLOOD WILL
COME OUT TOGETHER
AND MIX TOGETHER
HELMET CRUNCHER
HELMET CRUNCHER
HELMET CRUNCHER
HELMET CRUNCHER
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20. |
SUCKRIFICE
02:13
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(MAKING FUN OF THE FOREIGNER
SONG COLD AS ICE)
YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE
YOU'RE GOING TO
SUCKRIFICE MY COCK
SUCKRIFICE
SUCKRIFICE
SUCK ME NICE SUCK ME MEAN
SUCK ME HARD SUCK ME AND
SUCK ME FAR SUCK ME NEAR
SUCK ME HERE SUCK ME THERE
SUCK ME EVERYWHERE
SUCKRIFICE
I SUCKRIFICE THIS THING TO YOU
A SUCKRIFICE TO THE GODS
THE SPERMS ARE THE
SACRIFICE THEY'RE DYING
THEY NEVER GET TO BE BORN
THEY JUST DIE
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF SPERM
DIE EVERY DAY WITH A SUCKRIFICE
BILLIONS OF LIFE
ALL THE LIFE DIES WITH A SUCKRIFICE
THE RITUAL TO PLEASE THE GODS
TO PLEASE THE GODS
OOOH THAT WAS A NICE
SUCKRIFICE RIGHT THERE
OHHH I HEARD THAT
SUCKRIFICE
ALL THE BLOOD LEAVES ONE
HEAD AND GOES TO ANOTHER HEAD
IT'S A SACRIFICE ALL IN ALL
SUCKRIFICE
SUCKRIFICE
SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCK
SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCKRIFICE
SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCK
SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCKRIFICE
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MUAHAHAHAHA Cincinnati, Ohio
Muahahahaha is a Comedy Metal band from Cincinnati Ohio featuring Scram star Hermez Feltcher on vocals. Watch Scram on
Youtube on The Cletus Frontbutt show.
Alien8=Guitar
Incarn8=Drums
Allin8r=Bass.
Hermez F.=Vox
...All music written,performed and recorded by Nathan Wilson
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