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BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA

by MUAHAHAHAHA

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RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT TO DIE TONIGHT I'LL KILL YOU HERE I COME I'M GONNA KILL YOU END UP ON MY SHITLIST VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU ALL TONIGHT WITH OUR HEAVY METAL YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOU BOUGHT THE TICKET YOU PAID THE PRICE YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE MUAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHA WE PULLED THE HAMMER WE'RE GUNNING YOU ALL DOWN OOOH YOU LIKE THAT? THAT BASS FILL? YEAHHH VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER
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MUAHAHAHAHA ALL RIGHT MY DONG MY DONG IS LONG BUT I'M A NICE GUY I SWEAR I'M A GENITAL GIANT A GENTLE GIANT FUCK YOU STEVE I'M A GENITAL GIANT AND YOU'RE NOT! SHRED THAT SHIT NATE! GENITAL GIANT
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ONCE IT'S GONE DON'T RESPOND LET'S SET IT OUT TO THE CURB TONIGHT DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL CURB ALERT (THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER) YOU CAN HACK THIS BODY UP YOURSELF TAKE IT AWAY FOR FREE TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME YEAHHH! CURB ALERT CURB ALERT THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER GOING UP MY SHITLIST MUAHAHAHAHA CRAIGSLIST KILLER
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GIVE ME A KISS DOWNSTAIRS UNDER MY MISTLETOE MERKIN MY FESTIVE PUBIC WIG MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY SHITMAS MISTLETOE MERKIN
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SPRAYING BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE BLOODY MARY'S BLOODY MARY'S BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE VAGINAL DISCHARGE VAGINAL DISCHARGE MUAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL BLOODY MARY'S VAGINAL DISCHARGE
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I THINK YOU WENT A LITTLE TO HARD BUDDY NOW YOU'VE GOT A BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE SMELLY BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE IT'S BLOODSHOT YOUR FUCKING BUTT HOLE SHIT YOUR FUCKING BROWN EYE YOUR BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE BLOODSHOT BROWN EYE
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I HATE WET SOCKS I HATE WET SOCKS I HATE GETTING WATER ON MY FUCKING SOCKS WHEN I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND I STEPPED IN A PUDDLE IN THE KITCHEN AND IT'S PISS AND DRIED OUT BLOOD UGGH! NOW I GOTTA CHANGE MY FUCKING SOCKS! GODAMMIT I FUCKING HATE WET SOCKS! I HATE WET SOCKS TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL? WELL I FUCKING, I FUCKING HATE WET SOCKS THAT'S HOW I FUCKING FEEL AND I'M TELLING YOU THATS HOW I FUCKING FEEL I FUCKING HATE WET SOCKS!
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DIC FILA 00:48
I'M TIRED OF EATING THAT I'M TIRED OF EATING THIS I'M TIRED OF POOPING SHIT TIRED OF FUCKING TITS? I'M TIRED OF FUCKING EATING ANY OF YOUR FOOD WHAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR ME TO EAT TODAY? I DON'T WANT TO EAT CHIC FILA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU I WANT DIC FILA DIC FILA YOU'RE DICK I'M NOT NECESSARILY GOING TO EAT YOUR DICK BUT I'M GOING TO BE DRUNK AND @#$%^&*&^??? I'M GOING TO BE A CANNIBAL AND EAT DIC FILA
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I WANT TO WEAR SOMETHING SMOOTH LIKE PANTIES BUT I'M A MAN I'M GONNA WEAR MANTIES I NEED A PAIR OF MANTIES MANTIES PANTIES FOR MEN MANTIES MANTIES MANTIES
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YOU POP OFF THE TOP TO YOUR COCK NOW IT'S GUSHING BLOOD GUSHING JIZZZZ! BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA
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OOOOHHHH KAY THIS SONG IS CALLED STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD UHH HEY WHERE IS YOUR TITS? I DON'T SEE ANY TITS I'M GETTING REALLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW THOSE ARE FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES THERE'S NOTHING FLOPPY ABOUT OUT THERE I NEED SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND TO SLAP MY COCK AROUND STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD STIFF AS A FEATHER FLAT AS A BOARD I CAN'T GET HARD AT ALL NOT WITH THOSE LITTLE TITS ALRIGHT TURNOVER AROUND I GOT TO GET THIS FINISHED IF YOU DON'T HAVE NO TITS YOU BETTER HAVE SOME BOOTY! FUCK MOSQUITO BITES
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DICKSKUSTING 02:29
EWWW PUT THAT FUCKING AWAY THAT'S DICKSKUSTING REALLY DICKSKUSTING AND THAT'S GROSS IT LOOKS GROSS IT SMELLS GROSS IT FEELS GROSS IT TASTES GRO... I MEAN UHH AHHH DICKSGUSTING FUCK YOU MAN TELL ME TO COME IN YOUR VAN AGAIN YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY CANDY AT ALL! YOU'LL NEVER TRICK ME AGAIN CHOMO CHOMOSEXUAL THAT WAS DICKSKUSTING I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S DRY SEMEN ON MY CHIN OR FUCKING PENIS DANDRUFF EITHER WAY IT'S DICKSKUSTING DICKSKUSTING DICKSKUSTING DICKSKUSTING YOU'RE GONNA BE ON MY SHITLIST
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TEARJERKER 02:59
I GOT A REAL SAD STORY TO TELL BUT IT'S ALSO QUITE INTRIGUING IT'S A REAL TEARJERKER SO YOU SEE THIS ONE TIME A LONG TIME AGO THERE'S A REALLY SAD STORY SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AT A CONCERT THAT NOW YOU MISSED IT SO ??? OH YEAH STARTED SPITTING AND CRYING ALL THE TEARS YOU STARTED USING LIKE LUBRICANT AND START JACKING OFF MAN IT'S A REAL TEARJERKER GET IT RIGHT? IT'S A TEARJERKER WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE DIRTY TISSUES BY YOUR BEDSIDE? I WAS CRYING MY EYES OUT ALONE LAST NO YOU WEREN'T BULLSHIT YOU AIN'T FUCKING NOTHING I KNOW YOU WERE FUCKING JACKING OFF YEAH I FUCKING PUT IT AWAY SO THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO IT'S JUST A REAL TEARJERKER ISN'T IT? DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH INSIDE YOUR HEAD DID YOU CUM DID YOU JUST CUM DID YOU JUST CUM UP WITH THAT OFF OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD? WHICH HEAD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? GODAMMIT YOU GOT ME OFF TRACK! YEAH THIS SONG IS A SAD BALLAD ABOUT A TEARJERKER GALLON OF JIZZ THAT'S THE NEXT SONG GODAMMIT TEARJERKER THIS IS THE WAY TO MUCH MUSIC I'M NOT AMUSED COME ON GUYS STOP STOP PLAYING YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF STOP IT STOP!!! YOU'RE ALL ON MY SHITLIST I FUCKING QUIT! MUAHAHAHAHA IS DEAD YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD WHAT SONG ARE WE ON? OH YEAH, TEARJERKER IT'S A SAD STORY DO YOU LIKE IT GUYS? A TEARJERKER ALRIGHT I'D LIKE TO THANK THE BAND IT GO'S THIS GUY ON THIS THING AND THIS GUY ON THAT THING THIS OTHER GUY ON THIS OTHER THING AND THIS GUY HERE YALL HE'S SOMETHING I SWEAR TEARJERKER
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I THINK IT WAS AN OUNCE I THINK IT WAS A QUART I SWEAR I CAME LIKE A QUART THAT TIME OH YEAH WELL I CAME MORE THAN YOU NO YOU DIDN'T BULLSHIT FUCK YOU OH YEAH I DID I CAN PROVE IT TOO COME ON JUST GIVE ME A HAND GIVE ME A HAND 'TIL MILK COMES OUT AHH I JUST OPENED UP THIS CONTAINER AND IT'S FILLED UP OH NO ITS NOT IT'S NOT MILK IN THERE IT'S A GALLON OF JIZZ A WHOLE GALLON OF JIZZ TAKE A BATH TAKE A BATH IN MY JIZZ IT'S GOOD FOR THE POURS LET IT SEEP IN I GOT SOME CUCUMBERS FOR YOUR EYES I GOT SOME CUM FOR YOUR EYES I GOT SOME INSIDE THIS BOTTLE ITS LIKE 2% BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID (LAUGHS) NO IT'S NOT NO IT'S NOT IT'S A GALLON OF JIZZ A WHOLE GALLON OF JIZZ JIZZ FOR YOU A GALLON OF JIZZ A GALLON OF JIZZ A GALLON OF JIZZ A GALLON OF JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ IT'S PASTEURIZED
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THIS ONE'S CALLED DISNEYLAND DOMESTIC DISPUTE THAT'S JUST WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE FOR IT IT'S JUST CALLED THAT I THINK THE TITLE SAYS ENOUGH AND IT'S FUNNY I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN SITUATION IT'S PRETTY FUNNY WHEN THERE'S A DOMESTIC DISPUTE AT DISNEYLAND YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE WITH YOUR FAMILY ON VACATION, BUT OH NO WATCH OUT IT'S NOT SAFE THERE EITHER EVERYTHING'S FUCKED EVERYBODY SUCKS YOUR FAMILY SUCKS FUCK YOU GOODBYE DISNEYLAND DOMESTIC DISPUTE I'M GONNA LET THE BAND PLAY I DUNNO FUCK YOU I'M DONE TALKING GOODBYE
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UNHOLY HOLES 01:05
FILL YOUR UNHOLY HOLES FILL YOUR UNHOLY HOLES SODOMY, SODOMY SODOMY, SODOMY UNHOLY HOLES UNHOLY HOLE JELLY ROLLS UNHOLY HOLES MUAHAHAHAHA UNHOLY HOLES
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CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER THERE'S NO SANDWICHES AND THERE'S NO BREAD AND THERE'S NO CHEESE AND THERE'S NO GARNISHES IT'S JUST A CUMSPLATTER PLATTER FOR YOU THE CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMING NEAR YOU WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK WITH THAT? WOULD YOU LIKE A GALLON OF JIZZ? CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER CUMSPLATTER PLATTER
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I KNOW YOU LIKE DINING ON BOOTYHOLE PARTS I KNOW YOU LIKE EATING POOPS AND FARTS I KNOW YOU LIKE TOSSING THE SALAD I KNOW YOU LIKE BOOTY HOLE DOODOO PLATTER DUMPSTER DINING DUMPSTER DINING DINING AT THE BUTTHOLE EATING ASS DUMPSTER DINING DUMPSTER DINING IT'S LIKE DUMPSTER DIVING, BUT IT'S ABOUT DINING IT'S ABOUT DINING ON BUTTHOLES
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(MAKING FUN OF AC/DC SONG SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG) BORN TO THICK FOR THIS DICK HELMET CRUNCHER BORN TO THICK FOR THIS DICK HELMET CRUNCHER HELMET CRUNCHER HELMET CRUSHER HELMET SMASHER HELMET BASHER HELMET CRUNCHER YOU'RE SMASHING MY HELMET YOU'RE CRUSHING MY HEAD YOU'RE LEAVING IT ALL ALL FOR DEAD WHEN YOU SMASH IT HOPING ALL THE BLOOD DOESN'T COME OUT THIS TIME CAUSE YOU SMASHED IT REALLY REALLY HARD AND CUM AND BLOOD WILL COME OUT TOGETHER AND MIX TOGETHER HELMET CRUNCHER HELMET CRUNCHER HELMET CRUNCHER HELMET CRUNCHER
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SUCKRIFICE 02:13
(MAKING FUN OF THE FOREIGNER SONG COLD AS ICE) YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE YOU'RE GOING TO SUCKRIFICE MY COCK SUCKRIFICE SUCKRIFICE SUCK ME NICE SUCK ME MEAN SUCK ME HARD SUCK ME AND SUCK ME FAR SUCK ME NEAR SUCK ME HERE SUCK ME THERE SUCK ME EVERYWHERE SUCKRIFICE I SUCKRIFICE THIS THING TO YOU A SUCKRIFICE TO THE GODS THE SPERMS ARE THE SACRIFICE THEY'RE DYING THEY NEVER GET TO BE BORN THEY JUST DIE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF SPERM DIE EVERY DAY WITH A SUCKRIFICE BILLIONS OF LIFE ALL THE LIFE DIES WITH A SUCKRIFICE THE RITUAL TO PLEASE THE GODS TO PLEASE THE GODS OOOH THAT WAS A NICE SUCKRIFICE RIGHT THERE OHHH I HEARD THAT SUCKRIFICE ALL THE BLOOD LEAVES ONE HEAD AND GOES TO ANOTHER HEAD IT'S A SACRIFICE ALL IN ALL SUCKRIFICE SUCKRIFICE SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCK SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCKRIFICE SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCK SUCKRA SUCKRA SUCKRIFICE

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THIS IS MY ALBUM -HERMEZ HERMAN MELVIN FELTCHER

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released June 17, 2019

BY NATHAN WILSON

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MUAHAHAHAHA Cincinnati, Ohio

Muahahahaha is a Comedy Metal band from Cincinnati Ohio featuring Scram star Hermez Feltcher on vocals. Watch Scram on Youtube on The Cletus Frontbutt show.
Alien8=Guitar
Incarn8=Drums
Allin8r=Bass.
Hermez F.=Vox
...All music written,performed and recorded by Nathan Wilson
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