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Afraid to Fart

from Killing Shitlist by MUAHAHAHAHA

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I'M AFRAID TO FART.
I MAY SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN.
WHY STEVE; DID YOU HAVE TO
FEED ME BEANS FOR BREAKFAST?

BEANS ARE NOT FOR BREAKFAST STEVE,
BEANS ARE NOT FOR LUNCH STEVE,
BEANS ARE NOT FOR DINNER STEVE,
BEANS ARE NOT FOR BRUNCH STEVE!

BEANS ARE FOR BURRITOS
AS A LATE-NIGHT SNACK,
AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING,
AND EATING SNACK PACKS.

(MELODY)

BEANS ARE NOT FOR BREAKFAST STEVE.
SO WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU
GOING TO FEED ME THESE?

BEAN SOUP BECOMES BEAN POOP
IN MY UNDERPANTS.
AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING
TO HAVE TO WASH THAT STEVE?
IT'S YOU BUDDY
SO DON'T FEED ME BEANS !

(BRIDGE)

I'M AFRAID TO FART.
I'M AFRAID I'LL SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN.
GODAMMIT STEVE,
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO FEED ME BEANS?

GODAMMIT STEVE!
NOW YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST
IN MY UNDERPANTS.
YOU BETTER SCRUB IT.
YOU BETTER GET OUT THAT
SHIT STAIN STEVE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

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from Killing Shitlist, released April 30, 2021

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MUAHAHAHAHA Cincinnati, Ohio

Muahahahaha is a Comedy Metal band from Cincinnati Ohio featuring Scram star Hermez Feltcher on vocals. Watch Scram on Youtube on The Cletus Frontbutt show.
Alien8=Guitar
Incarn8=Drums
Allin8r=Bass.
Hermez F.=Vox
...All music written,performed and recorded by Nathan Wilson
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