Killing Shitlist, by MUAHAHAHAHA

Killing Shitlist

by MUAHAHAHAHA

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1.	An Abundance of Cock 01:18	lyrics	buy track
DAH DAH DAH DAHHHHHHH. DAH DAH DAH DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THERE IS SO MUCH OF HER IMPACTED STOOL. I CAN SEE THAT SHE IS ACTING A FOOL. BECAUSE THERE'S AN ABUNDANCE OF COCK. YES I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM, AND THIS SONG'S TO MAKE YOUR MOM HAPPY. SHE SHOWED HER TITS AND CLIT AND THEN STARTED BLOWING THE BOUNCER. SHE FUCKED EVERYONE IN THE CROWD YELLING "YOWZER!" SHE WAS A GROUPIE; HER POOPIE DOOKIE, WAS ON THE BAND PINK FLOYD'S DICK. WHEN SHE SHOUTED FROM THIRD ROW CENTER THEY CALLED HER ON THEIR HIPPIE-ASS VAN. THE WALL BECAME A WALL OF COCKS IN YOUR MOM'S "HEY YOU?!" NO NOT YOU, YOUR MOM! GREAT G. MILF; G.G. MILF.
2.	Killing Shitlist 01:36	lyrics	buy track
DON'T TALK TO ME, DON'T WALK WITH ME CAUSE YOU LIKE TO BREATHE. I WANT YOU TO BLEED. I WANTED TO LAUGH, I WANTED TO PLAY YOU JUST ALL LAUGHED, AND PUSHED ME AWAY. YOU INSULTED ME. NOW I'M IN YOUR TREE. IN YOUR WINDOW I SEE YOUR SISTER'S TITTIES. I FELL OUT THE TREE, AND THEN HURT MY KNEE. OWWWWWIE OWWWWWWIE ! OWWWWWWIEEE. THAT HURTS. (YOU) INSULTED ME. NOW I'M BACK IN YOUR TREE. IN YOUR WINDOW I SEE YOUR SISTER'S TITTIES. I FELL OUT THE TREE, AND NOW I HURT MY KNEE. OWWWWWIE OWWWWWWIE. I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME. YOU'RE STILL ON MY LIST. "WHAT LIST?" YOU ASK. MY KILLING SHITLIST.
3.	Eat a Fat Pile (of Dick) 01:13	lyrics	buy track
EAT EAT EAT EAT A FAT PILE OF DICKS. EAT EAT EAT EAT A FAT PILE A ROTTING PILE OF DEAD DICK. DIE DIE DIE DIE BY THE SWORD OF MEAT, NEAT! EAT A FAT PILE OF
4.	Put it in the Pooper 01:35	lyrics	buy track
LEFT HAND ON YOUR LEFT CHEEK. RIGHT HAND ON YOUR RIGHT CHEEK. PULL APART YOUR BUTTCHEEKS. AN ANNIVERSARY TREAT. YOU SAID HE LIKES A TIGHT HOLE. I KNOW HE JUST LIKES BUTTHOLES. THE PARK'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE DUMP. EXPLAINS WHY HE NEEDED THE PUMP. PLUMP GOES THE WEASEL IN HOLE. HIS DICK THE SIZE OF A MOLE. NOT TALKING THE ANIMAL KIND. HIS COCK IS THE SIZE OF A DIME. YOU SAY "YEAH LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW". SHUT UP YOU DIRTY BUTT HOE! IN THE POOPER FOR A TIGHT FIT. YOU LOOSE ASS PIECE OF GARBAGE. YOUR TUNA CAN HAS ROACHES AND MICE. COMPARED TO YOUR PUSSY YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS NICE. THE REASON WHY HE DUMPSTER DIVES, 'CAUSE YOUR CUNTS A MEGA-SIZED CAVERN. ECHOOOOOO !!!!!!
5.	Grave Robbing Romantic 02:07	lyrics	buy track
MY FACE IS FLUSH WITH HORROR AT THE SCENE THAT I WITNESSED. GATHER NEAR ME IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS GRUESOME TALE. JACKING OFF INTO HER CASKET, THE SKELETON WHORE RECEIVES A NEW PEARL NECKLACE. LADY WHITE DROWNING, COVERED AND DRENCHED IN YELLOWING SPERMICIDE. EXACTLY HOW SHE DIED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO, LAST MONTH. AND HOW DOES THE GRAVE ROBBER PLEAD? ROMANTIC! BECAUSE HE'S THE GRAVE ROBBING ROMANTIC. HE DIDN'T KNOW HER IN LIFE, BUT IN DEATH HE HOPED TO MAKE HER HIS WIFE. THE MOST HOPELESS ROMANTIC YOU EVER SEEN. A HELPLESS ROMANTIC MIXING HIS WHITE-YELLOW SPERM WITH HER GANGRENE. (COUGH) I JUST CHOKED AND VOMITTED AT THE THOUGHT OF RELIVING THAT HORRID MOMENT. I CAN SMELL THE DEATH AND BLEACHY CUM SMELL IN THE AIR IN MY MEMORIES SMELL BANK. AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE GRAVE-ROBBING ROMANTIC. WHO KINDA LOOKED LIKE STEVE, BUT HE WASN'T STEVE. AND HOW DOES THE GRAVE ROBBER PLEAD? ROMANTIC.
6.	I Found a Welders Mask 02:01	lyrics	buy track
NO, I WON'T HELP YOU. JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. JUST OUT HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK TO ME? MISTER SISTER, WHATEVER YOU ARE GO AWAY! I'M NOT INTERESTED. I JUST FOUND THIS REALLY SUPER AWESOME WELDER'S MASK. I'M NOT REALLY A WELDER. LEAVE ME ALONE! (GRABS MIC AND FARTS) WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? I'M NOT REALLY A WELDER. I JUST FOUND THIS MASK.
7.	Guitarded 00:32	lyrics	buy track
GUITARD LIFE, GUITARD REALITY. HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME, HOW DO YOU FEEL COMING UP IN THE GUITARD LIFE? UHHH, YEAH ! LET'S GET GUITARDED.
8.	Beat Off on Your Chest 01:25	lyrics	buy track
I WANT TO BEAT OFF ON YOUR CHEST AND LICK YOUR TITTY YUMYUM'S. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LICK MY JIZZ OFF 'EM THAT'S GAY. BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE WE KISS. HERE COMES THE FATHER LOAD! BIG 'OL GLOB OF JIZZ. YOUR UMBRELLA EYELASHES WILL NEED A RAINCHECK. MY DICK WENT FLACCID. NOW YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST !!! UHHH HERE COMES THE FATHER LOAD. BIG 'OL GLOB 'O JIZZ. I WANT TO BEAT OFF ON YOUR CHEST AND LICK YOUR TITTY YUMYUM'S. MY DICK WENT FLACCID. YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST !!!
9.	Afraid to Fart 02:37	lyrics	buy track
I'M AFRAID TO FART. I MAY SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN. WHY STEVE; DID YOU HAVE TO FEED ME BEANS FOR BREAKFAST? BEANS ARE NOT FOR BREAKFAST STEVE, BEANS ARE NOT FOR LUNCH STEVE, BEANS ARE NOT FOR DINNER STEVE, BEANS ARE NOT FOR BRUNCH STEVE! BEANS ARE FOR BURRITOS AS A LATE-NIGHT SNACK, AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING, AND EATING SNACK PACKS. (MELODY) BEANS ARE NOT FOR BREAKFAST STEVE. SO WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO FEED ME THESE? BEAN SOUP BECOMES BEAN POOP IN MY UNDERPANTS. AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAVE TO WASH THAT STEVE? IT'S YOU BUDDY SO DON'T FEED ME BEANS ! (BRIDGE) I'M AFRAID TO FART. I'M AFRAID I'LL SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN. GODAMMIT STEVE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO FEED ME BEANS? GODAMMIT STEVE! NOW YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST IN MY UNDERPANTS. YOU BETTER SCRUB IT. YOU BETTER GET OUT THAT SHIT STAIN STEVE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

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released April 30, 2021

Hermez F. = Vocals
Alien8 = Guitar
Incarn8=drums
Allin8r=Bass

Recorded at Stonehousemusicohio by Ninja N8

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MUAHAHAHAHA Cincinnati, Ohio

Muahahahaha is a Comedy Metal band from Cincinnati Ohio featuring Scram star Hermez Feltcher on vocals. Watch Scram on Youtube on The Cletus Frontbutt show.
Alien8=Guitar
Incarn8=Drums
Allin8r=Bass.
Hermez F.=Vox
...All music written,performed and recorded by Nathan Wilson ... more