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I GOT A REAL SAD STORY TO TELL
BUT IT'S ALSO QUITE INTRIGUING
IT'S A REAL TEARJERKER

SO YOU SEE THIS ONE TIME
A LONG TIME AGO
THERE'S A REALLY SAD STORY
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED
AT A CONCERT THAT NOW
YOU MISSED IT SO ???

OH YEAH
STARTED SPITTING AND CRYING
ALL THE TEARS YOU STARTED
USING LIKE LUBRICANT
AND START JACKING OFF MAN
IT'S A REAL TEARJERKER

GET IT RIGHT? IT'S A TEARJERKER

WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE DIRTY TISSUES
BY YOUR BEDSIDE?

I WAS CRYING MY EYES OUT ALONE LAST

NO YOU WEREN'T
BULLSHIT YOU AIN'T FUCKING NOTHING
I KNOW YOU WERE FUCKING JACKING OFF

YEAH I FUCKING PUT IT AWAY
SO THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO
IT'S JUST A REAL TEARJERKER ISN'T IT?

DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH
INSIDE YOUR HEAD
DID YOU CUM
DID YOU JUST CUM
DID YOU JUST CUM UP WITH THAT
OFF OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?

WHICH HEAD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

GODAMMIT YOU GOT ME OFF TRACK!

YEAH THIS SONG IS A SAD
BALLAD ABOUT A TEARJERKER
GALLON OF JIZZ THAT'S THE NEXT SONG

GODAMMIT
TEARJERKER

THIS IS THE WAY TO MUCH
MUSIC I'M NOT AMUSED

COME ON GUYS STOP
STOP PLAYING YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF
STOP IT
STOP!!!

YOU'RE ALL ON MY SHITLIST
I FUCKING QUIT!
MUAHAHAHAHA IS DEAD
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD

WHAT SONG ARE WE ON?
OH YEAH, TEARJERKER
IT'S A SAD STORY DO YOU LIKE IT GUYS?
A TEARJERKER

ALRIGHT
I'D LIKE TO THANK THE BAND
IT GO'S
THIS GUY ON THIS THING AND
THIS GUY ON THAT THING
THIS OTHER GUY ON THIS OTHER THING
AND
THIS GUY HERE YALL
HE'S SOMETHING I SWEAR
TEARJERKER

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from BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE LAVA, released June 17, 2019

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MUAHAHAHAHA Cincinnati, Ohio

Muahahahaha is a Comedy Metal band from Cincinnati Ohio featuring Scram star Hermez Feltcher on vocals. Watch Scram on Youtube on The Cletus Frontbutt show.
Alien8=Guitar
Incarn8=Drums
Allin8r=Bass.
Hermez F.=Vox
...All music written,performed and recorded by Nathan Wilson ... more

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